maidsonas:

Deku: Honey!?

Shouto: What?

Deku: Where’s my super suit?

Shouto: What?

Deku: Where – is – my – super – suit?

Shouto: I, uh, put it away.

[helicopter explodes outside]

Deku: *Where*?

Shouto: *Why* do you *need* to know?

Deku: I need it!

Shouto: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing something reckless. We’ve been planning this vacation for two months!

Deku: The public is in danger!

Shouto: My sanity in danger!

Deku: You tell me where my suit is, Shouto! We are talking about the greater good!

Shouto: ‘Greater good?’ I am your husband! I’m the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

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GOD